I’m gonna twist your head off, see..

til you say “don’t you wish you never never never met her”…ha.

already do, eh.. i don’t mind too much anymore, but pretty soon you will be. cuz it’s runnin in the family.  Mother Mary…

“i want you to be an independent, woman.”  Really? Who can’t be independent? mmmmm,

I’m in a new place with my much happier kids, a good job, and a pretty BMW.  On my own, like without you/or any other little boy.  I sleep without meds and the best part is that there are no eggshells all over the floor.

And I don’t have to pretend we never happened, cuz I’m not a giant chicken shit.


Things My Ex Said: The Cabaret

i want to flood your inbox with stupid stupid things a la ex!!!


Part 1 of the Things My Ex Said: the Cabaret is here! For the next few posts, we’ll be taking a break in our regular programming to upload highlights from the production. Here’s the first one!

Performed May 16, 2014 in the Grand Ballroom at Sloan’s, Glasgow. Produced by the Royal Conservatoire of Scotland.

Heather Gault
Thomas Putman
Suzanne Boreel
Curtis Brown
Cassie Muise

Music Direction and Arrangement by Douglas Price
Script by Heather Gault and the Contributors to http://www.thingsmyexsaid.com

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i dropped my coffee”
Trust T. coffee isn’t as heavy and I don’t have to give it up.
i thank the old god and the new..the lord of light(eh)…and the Viper, may he RIP.

You’re a car girl, you’re a star girl, you are at the door
The tide will turn, ….You even yidiedididi..aww to bad that weight=cement shoes,
CUZ There’s a window.
(T)Starling, now I am shut out and confined it may be your turn to shine
hey what’s that you say “You can find him online most of the time these days”
“Is that right?” (T)
hope that diamond is sharper that that DULL TOOL…

Walter’s World

this is so awesome!



I’ve been asked if Walter is part of the Fringe Forward series, and indeed he is. This is one glimpse of him. (There may be others.) It’s difficult to see into the crystal ball of 2167 right at the moment, but Walter Bishop is most definitely alive!

This artwork was made in Inkpad, a vector drawing program for the iPad. Click for the full sized version.

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“Yaldabaoth Saklas I’m calling you..

a serpent with a lions head, fatherless, son of chaos. Did the wisdom become two? waist up and waist down? lateral? A repentent mother who gave light and then had it stolen by the space she made because she was an attention whore?
leontoeides, bad husband, bad mother, bad son, body of a serpent is my way down this rabbit hole. Living on a cloud, filled with envy thinking he is the creator himself, deciding what i am allowed to know. Sofia’s divine mistake, created the Archons to fuck with my head, rape eve and be arrogent enough to blame wisdom herself, basically.  it’s all downhill from here.


“and I heard AMEN!”

when southern religion goes wrong it sounds so damn good!  meaning when parents or whomever water boards Christianity upon a chid the end result can be wet alright.  Tori Amos, the Toadies, Joan Osbourne, the old Southern Blues make a dunk in the pond o’ baptism sound like hot sex and “dripping mangos.”  repressed sexuality and fear of eternal damnation has given me some damn good, cumming out of my eyeballs, sonic climaxes that are better then the act of sex itself.  It’s like God’s hand, or the Goddesses, unzipping the flesh off these bones and leaving me wide open to soak up all that good sexy evil…

this horizontal line….wow

hands clean

If I were dealing with a normal human being, closure would be possible.  Voldemort “my kids name for ex stepdad) does not have the functionality of a normal human, such as decency or having a conscience.  If I was the only one abandoned (he ran away from home without saying a word) by ex, I would surely be moving on at this point, but having to talk to councilors at my daughters school because she is crying/angry because of abandonment issues is just fucked.  Just when we have a few weeks of feeling some what normal, bullshit comes up.  She can not understand why a “person” would push SO hard to have a relationship with her and then disregard her existence.  How am I to answer that?  I have no idea, it’s not how rational people deal with problems.  Voldemort told me when he left that he was going to volunteer with underprivileged kids, lololol, as if he is qualified or could learn empathy.  

I just know that they are hurt and assume that relationships aren’t worth it anyway.  He always called them his kids, not step kids, he made a big fuss about not calling them step kids.  Talk about a giant mindfuck, bad for me and epic for two awesome kids that worked hard to accept this “person” for nothing, a very long con.  

I’m not surprised by Voldemort’s exit, it was his pattern, he was always one to bail and blame others when things got difficult with jobs, his family, etc.  So now we are the ones that were too much, just another verse in under rug swept…. but we will be fine.



Decisions considering myself.



Okay guys, confession time! I dropped off the radar. And no, I didn’t care enough to call. The irony of my website is now complete, and I’ve turned into that guy.

I went home to New York City for reasons both professional and personal, and was quite frankly just having too much fun to dwell on all our shitty exes. Actually, that’s not true. There’s been a lot of work done on TMXS behind the scenes in my absence. Things My Ex Said: The Cabaret goes up next month! And we’ve been planning our presence this summer at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival! And maybe I got laid. That’s a big enough deal to forget all responsibility and commitments for, like, a month, right?

And so, in the spirit of self-interest, I bring you this guy:

decisions considering myself

There you have it, folks! Took him five years to figure out he…

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